Oh hey Google. I'm just calling to say hey and to wish you a happy birthday. Got any big plans? Oh? You're going to make your oldest index available to the world at large.
Oh hehe. Yeah I guess that's cool. So you mean, like, when people search for stuff, you'll return the return the search results from 2001?
No. no. I think thats a great idea. I've got nothing in your search index to be embarrassed about. What? Don't be silly.
I'm proud my old weird internet art and experimental poetry... and that picture me (with my crazy hair) sitting inside of a dryer at the laundromat, love it. Hehe. Anyways, look, I gotta run. Ok man. Happy birthday again.