My dog Alex is a big proponent of wireless technology. At the same time, he's an animal. He's too stupid to engineer anything as useful as infrared, bluetooth, or wifi. Earlier this week he tried to invent a wireless cell phone charger and a wireless Xbox controller. Bad Alex! No!
This morning I uncovered a prototype for his latest idea, the wireless power chord. If he can get this thing to work, it'll revolutionize the energy industry.
I'm kind of pissed that I can't turn on my lights, play Xbox, or charge my cell phone, but I guess I should support the fuckface's passion for engineering and inventing shit.
Still, I don't think Alex will never amount to a William Kamkwamba.